How To Create A Resource Guarder From Scratch

How do dogs become resource guard­ing demons?  Fol­low this sim­ple recipe to obtain max­i­mum aggres­sion and resource guarding:

1. Have no inten­tion of get­ting a dog.  Don’t do any research about breed char­ac­ter­is­tics.  Addi­tional bonus: travel 40% of the year for work or work 10 hour days.

2. Get a puppy, prefer­ably from a pet store to ensure he was prob­a­bly a puppy mill puppy.  This should guar­an­tee he was pulled away from his lit­ter too young and there­fore never learned the crit­i­cal “share the mom” or bite inhi­bi­tion.  Addi­tional bonus: get one as a gift.

3. Don’t puppy proof the envi­ron­ment, or if you do — do so half ass.  Addi­tional bonus: don’t check house plants to see if they are toxic to pets.

4. Give puppy com­plete run of your entire house and don’t super­vise.  Addi­tional bonus: have the arro­gance to think he should “know better.”

5. Don’t exer­cise or men­tally stim­u­late your puppy, social­ize him, or train him at all.  Addi­tional bonus: think you can social­ize puppy “later”

6. Give puppy only one toy to play with such as a ten­nis ball.  No more.  He should like that.  Period.  Addi­tional bonus: become upset when puppy doesn’t play with it.

7. Pun­ish the puppy by loud vocal cor­rec­tions like, “NO!” when the puppy blindly directs him­self to some­thing to chew for some­thing to do.  Addi­tional bonus: rub his nose in it.

8. Repeat step seven at least sev­eral times a week to ingrain in puppy’s brain how hor­ri­ble an expe­ri­ence it is to give things up. Addi­tional bonus: pun­ish well after the fact when you see some­thing was chewed and don’t pre­vent puppy from chew­ing it again.

9. When puppy starts to growl or show any other signs of being uncom­fort­able with the idea of giv­ing things up, pun­ish harsher to cre­ate a “noth­ing good hap­pens when you give things up” envi­ron­ment.  Addi­tional bonus: don’t give puppy an alter­nate chew toy, just walk away.

10. Wait until seri­ous aggres­sion sets in before you call a trainer.  Addi­tional bonus: wait until puppy bites someone

Puppy resource guarding

This sar­cas­tic sim­ple recipe hap­pens all the time.  And it is a prime exam­ple of what not to do! Ask your­self, “will this make my life eas­ier the next time?  Will this make my puppy’s life eas­ier the next time?”  If the answer is no, don’t pro­ceed!   Get pro­fes­sional train­ing before prob­lems develop.

A dog is always a good dog for giv­ing up what­ever he has in his pos­ses­sion. It doesn’t mat­ter if it’s his toy or the Tivo remote.

If you catch your dog chew­ing some­thing he shouldn’t, my favorite trick to keep my cool is to tell him exactly how you feel in a calm, soft, baby voice.  “I hate every hair on your body right now…”  It will make you feel bet­ter.  While doing this leave a Hanzel & Gre­tel treat trail out of the room and shut the door.  Go back for the item when the dog isn’t around.

Next post I’ll talk more about how to train your dog to enjoy giv­ing you what he has.  If you do have a resource guarder, sched­ule a train­ing les­son or con­tact some­one in your area for pro­fes­sional help.  Don’t wait, remem­ber step ten.

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